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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 08:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Yahoo Finance

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Former Red Sox All-Star Designated For Assignment One Day After Season Debut - NESN

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is it possible for the U.S. government to get rid of the constitution for national safety?

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

General framework bridges quantum thermodynamics and non-Markovianity - Phys.org

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is modular building a fix for NY's housing crisis? State officials hope so. - Gothamist

No way

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Heroes of the Storm Live Patch Notes - June 2, 2025 - Blizzard News

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

How can you tell if someone is cunning?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What can melt your heart?

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics