What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 05:38

Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is after school detention like in your school?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
How can parents identify and address early signs of racial bias in young children?
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No go.
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Mariners' vibes turn ugly after sweep: 'Nobody feels sorry for us' - The Seattle Times
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
The Center of Our Universe Does Not Exist. A Physicist Explains Why. - ScienceAlert
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Can you share 100 facts about yourself?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why are so many young teenage boys misogynistic? Where do they get these attitudes from?
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?