What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 08:56
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
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Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
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Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Is it possible for the U.S. government to get rid of the constitution for national safety?
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
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Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No way
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
How can you tell if someone is cunning?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics